Weirdness

I’ve just had the weirdest ever conversation on windows messenger, with someone I don’t know, who was certain I did know them….anyway, here’s a little bit of it:

them
hya tony
them
r u in club/
them
its cheirell
Me
ummmm, sorry....but I don't know who you are/don't recognise your e-mail addy...
them
hya
them
cuz
them
r u in club
Me
ok, honestly I have no idea who you are.

What club you talking about?
them
ova da road #
Me
I think you've got me mistaken for someone else
them
hya toney
them
its ur cuzon cheirell
Me
Ok, I don't have a cousin Cheirell.....at least not that I'm aware of
them
uncle pauls daughter ya weirdo
Me
and I don't have an uncle paul
them
ur jokin around
Me
nope
them
im jokin im ur sister
Me
ah-huh
them
yer
them
i am
them
ur sis
Me
don't think so
them
yeh bruv i am
them
i no ur jokin around any way
Me
I aint jokin around
them
yeh u r
Me
I'm talking to my sister on the phone right now
them
all right u aint evan got a sister
them
that u no
them
talk or av u got nufin 2 say
Me
I'm on the phone
them
lia
them
stp lyin#
them
stop
them
r u in club
them
stop bein silly now ur just jokin
Me
nope aint jokin
them
tonyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
them
oh
them
is my sis wiv u
them
and hows my bruva
Me
who the frell are you?
them
cheirell wilson
them
u got a bruva called cortney and kyle and ryan and marcus
Me
I really think you have me mistaken for someone else

I have no brothers, just one older sister called Michelle
them
yeh but u aint toney harris
them
who lives in fairwater
Me
nope
them
r u?
Me
I'm ########## (edited for security reasons)
them
cant u spell ur name u spell anthony like dat
Me
no, there are two ways of spelling my name, Antony or Anthony
Me
I'm Antony.....no 'h'
them
well............ why does ur addy say tony_harris@hotmail.co.uk
them
derrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Me
becaue everyone calls me Tony
Me
and most people know me as Tony
them
lierrrrrrrrrrr
them
im gonna kill u tony
them
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me
I don't know you, as said, I have one older sister, I live in Grays...if you don't believe me, go phone this other tony and ask him if he's using Messenger live now, and ask him what his e-mail addy is

At this point I invited C into the conversation

Me
and here's my girlfriend......say hi
C
hello
them
here my boyfriend yes yes bruva
C
who is this??
Me
I have no idea
them
its my boyfriend
Me
who?
C
excuse me?
them
my boyfriend
Me
who's your boyfriend?
C
really
them
do u no ur mothers aunties uncles brother sister boyfriends cuzon


A very very very odd conversation indeed.